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From his high-flying skills to his ability to make you laugh, John Hennigan is an all around great guy. From wrestler (also comedian), as well as a fitness magician, John has stepped into several amazing roles throughout his career.
The Guru of Greatness
Real Name: John Randall Hennigan
WWE Ring Name: John Morrison
Birthday: October 3, 1979 (35)
Born/Billed: Los Angeles, California
Weight/Height: 6'1"/224 LBS
Trained: SPW staff, Tough Enough III trainers, and OVW Staff
Wrestling Debut: January 27, 2003
WWE Debut: April 2005
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Myspace Blog: The Brightest Star

Yo sup-

Wow, I’m indubitably impressed by everyone’s suggestions for new Morrison nicknames. I would have used one on the Dirt Sheet this week, but we taped this week’s show 2 weeks ago because Stank (our editor) went on vacation. So, what that means is, the next Dirt sheet is going to be THE show where I pick the golden kernel of corn from the cream of the crop (talking about the stuff you all came up with last week), and immortalize it forever by saying it on the number 1 rated show on WWE.com… THE DIRT SHEET-

Here is a link to this week’s Dirt Sheet-


Ha ha, take that Evan Bourne!

… on a side note, I think it’s a funny coincidence that Evan Bourne rhymes perfectly with Kevin Thorne. Maybe Kevin found out that WWE hired Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s husband as a writer and decided to stay away just in case…? Seriously though, Freddie Prince Jr. is going to kick some metaphorical ass writing for WWE.

Okay, so all your creativity that went into the comments for last weeks blog, plus the rhymes, and talk of metaphors in this blog, have come together like a boiling tidal wave of inspiration wrapped in a philosophical tornado, with Zen lightning… and… BOOSH!…

“The Brightest Star”
Acetylene torches hide in the shade
with nuclear explosions drinking lemonade
as flashbulbs retire and angels conspire
to get close to brightest star god ever made.
Howls in the distance,
blind men drunk with the light:
All scream, “We see you, though we are without sight.”
And I am their pilot
And I am their sun.
They remember my work backwards
They count:
And as their sun raises its arms in a V
I know that the world turns only for me
For I am the center
and I am its soul,
and everything distant from me is so cold.

I wrote most of that on a scrap of paper while I was doing cardio today. Thanks to everyone who asked about my “Winner & Loser” slap bracelets. Your voices have been heard. Okay, gotta go, I’ll write more next week-