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From his high-flying skills to his ability to make you laugh, John Hennigan is an all around great guy. From wrestler (also comedian), as well as a fitness magician, John has stepped into several amazing roles throughout his career.
The Guru of Greatness
Real Name: John Randall Hennigan
WWE Ring Name: John Morrison
Birthday: October 3, 1979 (35)
Born/Billed: Los Angeles, California
Weight/Height: 6'1"/224 LBS
Trained: SPW staff, Tough Enough III trainers, and OVW Staff
Wrestling Debut: January 27, 2003
WWE Debut: April 2005
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October 8, 2016: European Pro Wrestling- Rome, Italy
October 27, 2016: Flying Chuck Improv- Hollywood, CA

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Myspace Blog: MOKU

Here is John Morrison’s Myspace blog entitled “MOKU”.

I hope you all enjoyed the first ever LIVE Dirt Sheet- The rating for ECW this week was a 1.5 – really good. You can check out the online Dirt Sheet with highlights from the LIVE show, as well as Miz interviewing Jenny McCarthy without telling me (that bastard!) here:


Lately I’ve been on an introspective journey, working on my short surrealist autobiographical film that I mentioned in Episode 17 of the Dirt Sheet, and writing poetry. While meditating on styles of poetry I came to this epiphany about Haiku.

A Haiku in in the English language has three lines with 5, 7, and 5, syllables in each of them respectively… 5, 7, 5 is well and good for someone like JTG, or Ricky Ortiz. Ya know someone without much going on upstairs, but we’re talking about John Morrison the Shaman of Sexy, the Ambassador of Awesome (thanks Ben Claremont), the Honcho of Hotness (thanks Guru of Grandeur), The Fur-Coated Crusader (thanks Anna)… well you get the picture.

I don’t need all those syllables. Masaoka Shiki can kiss my ass. Brevity is the soul of wit, especially today in the age of the interstitial, and quarterly ratings.

I transformed the standard Haiku (which has become a complete waste of time) into a shorter, updated version. My poems have three lines with 3, 5, and 3, syllables in each of them respectively. So for all of you MoFo’s out there, I present to you the Morrison Haiku, or Moku!

Bald virgin.
Fat blobby man boobs.
Meet Festus.

The shaman,
the greatest ever?
Ask your wife.

His eyes shut,
Wet dreams of bald men.


John Cena?
You got the merch; now,
get a tan!

Curt Hawkins,
no ones likes a tool.
So sorry.

Shaman, Please…
Slap Bush in the face,
someone should.

Made the flight!
I sit in first class.
Bourne sits coach.

so cheesy, like bad

You’re all just MOFOs.
Follow me.


I just drank 3 café mochas from the Urth Caffe in Venice. I like people to watch me write my poetry on napkins so they realize how creative I am.

Do you think you’re creative? Do you have any thoughts about anyone in the WWE or your personal life? Do feel the urge to capture a grain of sand in the hourglass of time and frame it in a MOKU? Well if you’re up to the challenge write a MOKU of your own and post it as a reply to this blog-


Dream, Love, Scream;
I’m John Morrison,
worship me.