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From his high-flying skills to his ability to make you laugh, John Hennigan is an all around great guy. From wrestler (also comedian), as well as a fitness magician, John has stepped into several amazing roles throughout his career.
The Guru of Greatness
Real Name: John Randall Hennigan
WWE Ring Name: John Morrison
Birthday: October 3, 1979 (35)
Born/Billed: Los Angeles, California
Weight/Height: 6'1"/224 LBS
Trained: SPW staff, Tough Enough III trainers, and OVW Staff
Wrestling Debut: January 27, 2003
WWE Debut: April 2005
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October 8, 2016: European Pro Wrestling- Rome, Italy
October 27, 2016: Flying Chuck Improv- Hollywood, CA

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Myspace Blog: Crime Time Sucks

Here is John Morrison’s Myspace blog entitled “Crime Time Sucks”.

Cyber Sunday is Sunday October 26th!! 8pm ET 5pm PT

If you want to see John Morrison and The Miz VS. Crime Time @ CYBER SUNDAY

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We are in the Countdown to Cyber Sunday… which this year is actually more like Cellular Sunday since you can only vote by texting… But, I digress, the point of this blog is why Crime Time Sucks!

It’s no wonder that Crime Time has never earned any sort of Championship in the WWE. They are a pile of stale ideas that will never amount to anything more than blurry reflections of society’s interpretation of what “gangstas” or “thugs” should be. Crime Time and the people that cheer for them are superficial and shallow; things they don’t understand they call “gay.” Other things that Crime Time doesn’t understand include politics, women, and basic hygiene. Are politics, women, and hygiene gay?… By the way Shad smells like hot garbage.

Their homo-phobia reflects deep seeded daddy issues. They are afraid to create art based on their fear of failure or criticism. Hence their cookie cutter internet show. BORING! Crime Time’s show sucks. My film is a metaphor for life. If Crime Time chose to take it as a gay commercial it is only because of their own preconceptions, and their fear of what they themselves might really be.

A calendar of all the women I’ve been with would sell more than Playboy, and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue combined. A picture book of all the women that Crime Time has been with (including that dude Shad made out with in Indianapolis 8/17/08) first of all would be like 3 pages; and second of all would look like a bad compilation of waffle house night shift workers.

I am in the unique position to display what an anatomically perfect human body looks like. Sorry if the rest of the roster is out of shape and jealous. More than that, I have the intellectual skill to write, produce, direct, and edit a piece of art far beyond Crime Time’s capacity to understand. Crime Time doesn’t like my film; that’s fine; because it wasn’t made for them. It was made for all the MOFO’s out there who can appreciate deep thinking. Although they obviously watched it; and must’ve watched it more than just a few times to pick out the parts of my film that they wanted to use for this weeks “Word Up”… hmmm…

You would think that while watching the film, they would realize how pathetic and superficial their lives are. They are the puppets dancing to the cadence of society’s expectations; they are the fools venturing into false paradise. They are just little stooges wearing Halloween costumes all year round. Trick or Treat bitches! Stop pretending!

Crime Time, the ashes of truth swirl down the toilet when you open your mouths. Your tin foil grills can cover your nasty teeth, but they can’t make your words any less stupid, or your breath any less horrible. You are lies! In the same way that Sarah Palin feigns intelligence you pretend to be from the street. You are whiny spoiled punks. There is nothing real about you; you have no artistic vision! To be successful in my business, the wrestling business; you must have a vision; and the courage to see that vision through despite any opposition. If you have what it takes to do that, you are rare, and wondrous, if you don’t; it can’t be faked. You, Crime Time are fake; that’s why I hate you, and your fans are turning on you.

Furthermore I don’t know if Crime Time realizes that the “rappers” they imitate have more in common with me than they do with Crime time. Rap is urban storytelling… rhythmic poetry. I am a true poet, my soul is deeper than anyone I’ve ever known… I’ve proven that; my poetry transcends traditional genre boundaries: just watch my rap video, my metaphysical film, or read my written works.

Crime Time is incapable of understanding anything beyond basic kindergarten curriculum. Cyber Sunday is our last chance to teach Crime Time a lesson. Text 2 to 44993 to vote for John Morrison and The Miz vs. Crime Time at Cyber Sunday. I can’t wait to slap the fake grill right out of JTG’s ugly face… and the more Crime Time cries the more I’m gonna keep on kicking their asses all over Phoenix!

-John Morrison


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Update: Do NOT text that number. Remember, these are OLD blogs.