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Author: FemmeJoMo     Date: January 22nd, 2013     Filed In: High Flying Friday

Zack Ryder recently released a music video for his debut single, “Hoeski.” While the lyrics grate against my feminist sensibilities, I have to admit that the video looks really profession and Ryder nailed the boy band style perfectly.

Miz himself said that it was almost as good as “Mizfits and Mofos,” which I can’t bring myself to agree on. “Mizfits and Mofos” was amazing. It was brilliant and everything about it is hilarious, from the lyrics to video itself. It was the perfect way to play up their strengths. Morrison, as we know, is a lyric master and every bit of Miz’s attitude was on full display.

“Mizfits and Mofos” was a smart way to add fuel to the Miz-Morrison and Cryme Tyme feud back in 2008-2009. We had seen every kind of confrontation between the two teams, tag matches, singles matches, disses on their respective internet shows, and barbs traded on commentary, but who was expecting Miz and Morrison to call them out in an old-school rap video. No one, that’s who. It was unexpected and inventive, two of the traits that define Miz and Morrison as a team.

Surprisingly, Cryme Tyme never responded in kind, which was kind of disappointing. Even so, I think “Mizfits and Mofos” was a big part of the reason that the fans voted for Miz-Morrison versus Cryme Tyme at Cyber Sunday 2008, instead of a World Tag Team Match between Priceless and Punk and Kofi or the mixed tag between Jamie Noble and Mickie James and Regal and Layla.

Also, I still don’t understand how this video made it on to “Are You Serious?”, a show devoted to the lamest and most absurd moments in wrestling history. Based on many of the Youtube comments for that episode, a lot of other fans agreed with me.

Enjoy watching the video and some old-school Miz-Morrison antics. (Personally, I think that if more tag teams today showed half as much character, ingenuity, and drive, the tag division would be the best thing in WWE. The only team I think comes close is, the tag champs, Team Hell No.)

And in case you’re interested, I’ve posted the lyrics to “Mizfits and Mofos” below:

Morrison: Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night.

Miz: Yo Cryme Tyme, you suck!
Like goin’ to the mall to buy your bling!

Morrison: The true dharma of gangster rap is woven into the wisdom of The Dirt Sheet.
Yo Dre, lay down the beat.
All you do is stutter.
It’s like which one is dumb and which one is dumba’?
Shad and JTG, you wannabes, welcome to The Dirt Sheet.
They say I’m a hottie.
The girls all want me.
They get hungry for peanut butter and Johnny.
‘Cause I’m the Shaman of Sexy.
Shad, tell your mom to stop textin’ me.
But I guess I can’t really blame her.
I’m the Honcho of Hotness.
The lady tamer.
Follow me.
Here’s a philosophy.
Shad’s girl has a face like a wallaby.
Yeah I got the sideburns and fur coats.
I think deep, but I can still hit the high notes.
When I met Jesus, I stole his halo.
’Cause no one can stop my Tae Kwon Do.
Hai Yah!
I do what I want.
That’s how I roll
You two are just a couple MoFos.
Just a couple Mofos.
Just a couple Mofos.

Miz: I’m the M-I-Z.
Grand Mizard of Lust.
Step to me son,
You’ll be bitin’ the dust.
I go parties, red carpets, celebrity A-list events.
Where’s Cryme Tyme?
Strugglin’ to pay the rent!
We J-Mo.
We Miz.
Wrestlin’s pranksta’s.
Cryme Tyme.
Wrestlin’s fakers.
Gangstas from the hood?
Not really.
I’ve farted worse things from a bowl of chili.
JTG, nobody likes your style.
You’re the new Steve Urkel.
Can I be your pal?
(Did I do that?)
Shad’s playin’ booker,
But he’s always takin’ a beatin’.
Come to LA and you’ll be killed and eaten.
Cryme Time,
You’re killin’ the business.
‘Cause we all know,
You’re a bunch of MizFits.
Bunch of MizFits.

Morrison: I’m John Morrison.

Miz: He’s supersonic.

Morrison: JTG

Miz: Needs hooked on phonics.

Miz:I’m The Miz.

Morrison: He’s got hats like Slash.

Miz: Shad reeks

Morrison: Like a pile of trash.

Both: The Dirt Sheet’s got tons of groupies.
Word Up?
Old news like Snoopy.

Morrison: The Dirt Sheet

Both: Should win an Emmy.

Morrison: Word Up

Both: Ain’t worth a penny.

Morrison: If you’re really street,
You don’t have to say so.
You two are just a couple of MoFos.
Just a couple MoFos.

Miz: You go to clubs,
But you’re never getting digits.
You two are just a bunch of MizFits.
Just a bunch of MizFits.

Morrison: Word up…
To ya mother!

Miz: We outta here.
Be jealous!

Post Discussion
  • Tom on March 11th, 2013 says:

    I meant to leave this comment ages ago so forgive me! Back when I saw John at PCW in December I asked him what his favourite Dirt Sheet moment was and he replied with The Mizfits and Mofos rap because he filmed and edited the entire thing!
    Also keep up the good work with this site its the best place to find out everything going on with JoMo! 😀

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